Latest 6 Jack Handey Quotes

Jack Handey Quotes

Latest 6 Jack Handey Quotes

“There’s power in every heartbreak. You may not think so right now, but I promise you will as soon as you find the courage to face your fears, pick up your pieces and put yourself back together again. I know it hurts right now and you’re thinking you’ll never be the same, and you’re right you’ll never be the same. After you overcome this you’ll be changed forever and stronger than ever. You’ll possess the confidence of someone who loved with all their heart only to be broken and then finds the strength within to love yourself deeper than ever before. There’s beauty in your brokenness. Self-love runs deeper than those scars. I see it clear as day even if you don’t yet.”

Here are the Best Jack Handey Quotes :

  • “She was everything you wanted. and everything you lost. She was the most love you’ll ever feel. She was the greatest beauty you’ll ever see. If you ask me now should you get her back? I’d say no. You don’t deserve someone who took in your pain as hers. A woman who thought about you more than she thought about herself. A woman who let herself be broken by you so she could fix you. You don’t deserve someone who, in a night, cried a million tears..and in the morning, loved you even more. Regrets are part of a life lesson: sucks to suck. You lost a good person.”

Jack Handey Quotes

  • “I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cavemen, “If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.” Just then the eclipse would start, and they’d probably try to kill you or something but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.”
  • “Not everything is supposed to become something beautiful and long-lasting. Sometimes people come into your life to show you what is right and what is, to show you who you can be, to teach you to love yourself, to make you feel better for a little while, or to just be someone to walk with at night and spill your life to. Not everyone is going to stay forever, and we still have to keep on going and thank them for what they’ve given us.”

Jack Handey Quotes About Love

  • “One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead, I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. ‘Oh, no,’ I said. Disneyland burned down.’ He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
  • “Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, Iľ’s gone, but you know what I’ve left on the lantern with a knife sain the side of its head with a note that says “You.” After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.”
  • “What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you’re real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.”
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