Best 12 Funny Single Quotes

Funny Single Quotes

Best 12 Funny Single Quotes

Quotes can be funny, inspirational, or motivational. We’ve collected some of the best quotes about dating and relationships to help you find that perfect one for your next date night! Whether you want a quote from a famous comedian, an Oscar-winning actor, or even a fashion icon like Coco Chanel – we have it all. Check out our top 10 favorite single quotes below and don’t forget to share with us which is your favorite in the comments section.

Here are the Best Funny Single Quotes :

  • “I never buy lottery tickets… just look at  my dating history, it’s pretty obvious can’t pick a winner.”
  • Superwoman: single Batwoman: single Wonder woman: single  I get it now…M single because I’m a superhero.”
  • “I just want to be shown off like a fish on a white boy’s dating profile.”
  • “Every time see a couple holding hands, or just plainly sitting together I  Look away its that Hate seeing lovers but Because t reminds me Of a question nobody can answer
    “where’s mine”

Funny Single Quotes

  • “I’m single Don’t pity me I’m not lonely I chose to be single. Because I’m done. Done setting Done dating shitty men Because now l know. I know what I want And I know what deserve. Andi doesn’t mind waiting for it.”
  • “After a breakup,  one stays single And deals with the Damages until healed. The other one is Already in another Relationship.”
  • “Men be like | like u a lot but I’m Going Through a lot with daylight saving time And having to stop for gas on my way To work once a week l just don’t really Have time to commit to u”

Funny Single Girl Quotes

  • “My brother is a single father of 2. his Daughter just  had her first sleepover with Her friends. one of  them started their period and my brother freaked out and rushed them all to the hospital.”
  • “One day, I hope you look back At what had And regret every single thing you did to let it end”
  • “I’m having trouble completing my thoughts today they show up with such promise and then they just “
  • “When People Welk away let them. Your future is not about people who walk away from its is about people who stay in it for the ride “
  • “You are going to be so much more than “enough” for someone someday.”
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