Best 9 George Costanza quotes

George Costanza quotes

Best 9 George Costanza quotes

“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you”

Here are the Best George Costanza quotes :

  • “I don’t understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fuking is legal. So why isn’t it legal to sell fuking Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s legal to give away I can’t follow the logic. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst. In the army they give you a medal for killing people; in civilian life, you go to jail for giving them orgasms. Am I missing something”

George Costanza quotes

  • Do not allow your thoughts to become greater than you. No matter what your thoughts tell you, don’t listen. Remember your thoughts are not your friend. Your thoughts try to confound you, confuse you. And they will tell you all kinds of things. Do not listen to your thoughts, even your good thoughts. Transcend everything, go beyond your thoughts to your bliss, to your joy, and to your happiness.
  • “People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a ‘common purpose’. ‘Cause, pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they’re going to visit at 3 am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking.”

Best George Costanza Quotes

  • “A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality -it’s not just bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, Iieral kind of a thing- it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have a cinnamon-flavored dental loss and there are people sleeping in the street.”
  • You look at the movie and you see all kinds of dastardly things going on. But then you catch yourself and you say, “It’s only a movie! It’s not the truth.” And so it is with life. You observe everything thať’s going on in life, you watch, you look, you see. Yet you never react. You’re never for or against. Vou understand, and this makes you free.”

Famous George Costanza Quotes

  • “If you think about it Religion doesn’t really have a big problem with murder. More people have been killed and harmed in the name of God than anyone else. All you need to do is look at the crusades, the middle east, northern Ireland, and the World Trade Center and you will find out how seriously people take ‘thou shall not murder. “
  • “I like people, I do, but I like them in Short bursts. I don’t like people for Extended periods of time. I’m alright With them for a little while but Once you get up past around a Minute, a minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck outta there
  • Awaken from the entire dream. Do not allow this dream of Maya to rule you any longer You are beyond this You are above this Pore Awareness is your real nature.

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